Well like my name I'm a lone wolf but I like friends.
I'm single and i like it that way.
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Copy this if you're the 8% that would be watching and laughing.
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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile
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A good friend will come and bail you out of
a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"Darn...that was fun!"
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FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME... let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!
Guidelines of life:
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25.Train army of flying monkeys.
26.Goldfish don't like milk.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act insane.
31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.
32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43.The size of Danny DeVito.
44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is rum.
50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you.
55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around the n00bs.
62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75.Disregard last note.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what gender they are.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
Girls Don't realize these things;
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
YOUR GUY SIDE:
X mean you do (I am going to comment on almost everything)
X You love hoodies. (just ask my friends)
X You love jeans. (I wear em a lot)
X Dogs are better than cats. (I own dogs & cats)
X It's hilarious when people get hurt. (It's mean but when is it not?)
X You've played with/against boys on a team. (Soccer, co-ed, 1st grade)
X Shopping is torture. (SOOO agree)
X Sad movies suck. (sniffle)
X You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (nope)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (I don't remember)
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (DS)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (I own Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards)
You like going to high school football games. (0.o If only you knew)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (That does not mean I hate sleepovers, it's just weird)
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (You don't know the half of it)
Sports are fun (up to the sport)
X Talk with food in your mouth. (so)
X Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop. (kill me)
You wear eyeliner. (nope)
You wear the color pink (ew)
Go to your mom for advice. (no comment)
You consider cheerleading a sport. (never tried it. Never will.)
You hate wearing the color black.
X You like hanging out at the mall. (without my mom. that was how I got a fear of shopping)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry. (necklaces, bracelets.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (never!)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (shop-a-phobia)
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/more then one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (Who
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(waste of money)
X You love the movies.
X Used to play with dolls as little kid. (barbie. First grade.)
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing. (hell no, I'm shy)
Score: Guys-16 Girls-6 and yet I was born a girl. Weird, ey?
If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko,Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT, VampireArgonian92, NejiTenfanforever, Psychotic Cherry Blossom,Shot through de heart,imalonewolf
92% of teens would be crying if they saw the Jonas brothers on a skyscraper getting ready to jump, copy and paste this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% yelling,"JUMP!JUMP!"
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Saying 1: You can run from trouble, but you can't hide from it.
My version: You CAN run from trouble, but I advise against it. Think of the added momentum it can then smack you with when it finds you!
Saying 2: As easy as pie.
My version: Who the F*** said pie was easy? You know how much work that stuff is? It's better to say it's as easy as blinking.
Saying 3: Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
My version: Silence is golden. Silence from the younger siblings is platinum, which is kinda like silver duct tape. Remind them of this often, and you shall be rich.
Saying 4: Hit the ground running.
My version: Hit the ground after opening your parachute.
Saying 5: It works like a lead balloon floats.
My version: Mythbusters made a floating lead balloon, so anything works!
Saying 6: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and hold the universe together.
My version: Hellz yeah! And it makes a great addition to any zombie-apocalypse survival kit!
Saying 7: Idle hands are the devil's playthings (or something like that ^^")
My version: Idle hands mean an overworking mind. Leave the idle person alone.
Saying 8: Blood is thicker than water.
My version: So, who's the idiot who drank both to compare them?
Saying 9: You can't polish poop.
My version: Why would you want to?
Saying 10: If you can't say something nice, don't say nuffin at all. (From Bambi. You gotta love thumper)
My version: ........................................................
Saying 11: A rolling stone gathers no moss
My version: A rolling stone may not gather moss, but it sure as heck has fanpeople out the wazoo
Saying 12: Every dog has its day.
My version: So what do cats get?
Saying 13: _____ is the new black.
My version: When the crayons say so, I'll belive it!
Saying 14: Only the good die young.
My version: Then what about the saints and Pope?
Saying 15: Guns should be banned.
My version: Swords should be legalized. ^_^
Saying 16: The grass is always greener on the other side.
My version: Nope, it just looks that way for the first five minutes, then it's yellower and costs more.
Abortion is just legal killing of unborn babes.If you are against abortion copy and paste this on your profile.
This is scary but pretty accurate..
1 Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow
2 What's your first initial?
3 What month were u born?
4 Which color do you like more, black or white?
5 Name one of your friends
6 Name a number 1-100
7 Do you like flying or driving more
8 Do you like lakes or oceans more
Think of a wish, but don't write it...1 If you chose
1 If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love
Black : You are conservative and aggressive
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down
Yellow - You are a very happy person with alot to give
2 If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life
L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
3 If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good
Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate
4 if you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do any thing for you, but you may not realize it
5 This person is your best friend
6 If it is 1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life
More than 50, screw the world
7 If you chose: Flying - You like adventure
Driving - You are a laid back person
8 if you chose:
Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself
You are very reserved but emotional
Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people
9 This wish will come true only if you repost this
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Repost this if you care.
Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.
-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.
If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this
into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata,ChristinaAngel,Shoelacey, Temari-Sand Princess, NamineInWonderland, CherryFlower05,imalonewolf
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke
09 - Nawaki
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari(my b-day)
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
Break my Heart I break your neck
Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)
Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want.
Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over
I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Therapist = The/rapist...scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.
"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Amatures built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...(and look how that turned out)
Those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
The voices in my head don't like you.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! Yup, it's me.
Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional!
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.
According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Just like rubbish does.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together
If a Turtle lost it's shell, is it homeless or naked?
If your name is Will, and you´re in the army, do you get worried when people say "fire at will"?
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
A boy gave a girl 12 roses and one fake one and said "I will love you until the last rose dies"
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
I've never been smart, but I have a brain, I know im not normal but feel insane, Not always right but im never wrong, Overpowering weakness to be strong.
Five ways to convince your parents to let you watch anime:
1. With every episode you are learning the japanese language.
2. Watching anime can relieve stress, and when you build up too much stress you go nuts and write backwards.
3. When reading subtitles in the anime, you are expanding your vocabulary.
4. Reading the subtitles, learning the japanese AND figuring out who is going to die next trains ultra high multi-tasking skills that could be use full in studying.
5. Watching anime could stimulate real life situations so you make the right decisions. So people, next time, if you see wierd guys wearing black robes with red clouds and a hiate with a line a cross it, know to turn around, run like hell and start screaming, "FREE RAMEN!!" and hope Naruto will come.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Can't fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
"Who ever said nothing was impossible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."- Unknown
"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try."-Unknown
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."-Unknown
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it."- Unknown
"I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours."- Unknown
"Flying is easy. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Unknown
"The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible."- Unknown
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." -Unknown
"Today will be a historic day. I will take over the world. Then I will sit on my couch and say 'What shall I do tommorow?'."-Unknown
"Sasuke…I…you know something…I have to admit that we lonely and emo people have to stick together…but you’ll always be more emo than me."-Aryn from Two Universes
'To me, genjutsu seemed like a really sick form of mind rape. Not even a cool form of mind rape. Just awful, horrific, mind rape. Ugh. Just thinking about genjutsu was like mind rape. Heh. Mind rape. I like the phrase. It made me giggle. RAPE OF THE MIND!! Heh… mind rape…'-6 feet under
"I would call you short, but you would get mad... I shall call you vertically challenged."-me
'I’m Spade by the way. It stands for either ‘Sarcasm Protects Against Dumb Entities’ or ‘Style Police Against Dweeby Ensembles’'-Spade from 'Welcome to Death Note?'
'Had the thought of ever having a normal family ever crossed Haruko's mind?
Because Kabuto and Orochimaru WERE her family.
Sasuke was like- the pedophile cousin.'-Little Darling
'MENTALLY UNSTABLE YOUTH ATTACKS SHOPPERS AT LOCAL SUPERMARKET WITH PACKET OF JUICY FRUIT GUM- EIGHT KILLED, SEVERAL WOUNDED'- I will never cry
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 You own something from Aeropostale
 You own something from Hollister/ Abercrombie
You have/had blond hair
 Your style has been called preppy
[x] You have/had had pink shoes
 You have worn high heels
 You have been/are in cheerleading
 You have spent more than a half an hour on your hair.
 You panic when your nails break
Multiply by 10
[x] You've heard the song 'Lean with it rock with it'
 You listen to hip hop, r&b
[x] You are ok with wearing jerseys
 You own/owned nike's
[x] You play/played basketball
 You've been called a gangsta
 You listen to rap
Multiply by 10
[x] You've worn black nail polish
 You wear/worn black eyeliner
[x] You wear/worn black pants or black skirts
[x] You wear/have worn band tshirts
[x] You've been called emo
[x] You like to go out at night
 You have/do Cut yourself
[x] You like to sit in corners
[x] You listen/listened to Screamo
[x] You like to play with sharpies
Multiply by 10
[x] You have at least 2 trophies
 You watch/watched NBA playoffs
 You have at one time had something to do almost everyday
[x] You've played on a team
 You've been called a jock
 You have been told your good at a sport
 You've played on at least 7 real teams
 You've coached young kids in a sport
 You've been to state in a sport
Multiply by 10
 You have at least 4 medals/ trophies/ certificates for academic achievements
 You play/played in band or orchestra
 You like to watch Jeopardy
 You have watched the national spelling bee
 Your favorite game/sport is chess
[x] You've been called a nerd
[x] You read for fun
[x] You've been told you are smart
 You have ENJOYED one or two math tests
 You've skipped a grade because you were too smart
Multiply by 10
97 of people would cry if Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a sky-scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3
who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and