I'm so gay for Eggman, he's gorgeous and the light of my life! I'm so in love with him and he means everything to me! after fifteen years of my undying passion, I continue to preach my love for him whenever and wherever!
remember to appreciate Eggman in all his handsome glory or I'll send my Egg Pawn children to raid your house. Eggman deserves to be appreciated 24/7, 365 days a year, you peasants. I'd obey him like a dog on leash, he makes me weak and there is no shame!
because there are multiple options for media he can be married in, I married him 43 times and I am VERY happy about this. you know what they say, the more the merrier! I've been married to him in my mind for years though, so this was just a renewal of our vows. XD he's the only character I'll ever want to marry because he's perfect in every way and I'll love him forever!
the only character I care about overall is Eggman and I want to talk about him ALL the time. my favorite Eggman is modern and classic is close behind. I am not a fan of the Sonic movie version because he's lacking all of game Eggman's sexiness.
it's the fat cuddly Eggman that's the man of my dreams, you cowards. <3
I love Eggman's face, it's so beautiful and fills my heart with so much joy! I admire him endlessly and the love and excitement I feel when I see him will never fade. he really lights up my life?
when I kiss soft lips, his mustache always tickles! it’s so soft and fun to play with because of how wonderfully big and fluffy it is. he appreciates gentle kisses on his cheeks and lips but thinks more pressure is better. he likes it when it's especially passionate and gets a bit rough. he’s also usually the first to go for it and slip his warm wet tongue in during a kiss and he grips on to me tightly when he holds me close <3
I also love his chubby cheeks, they're soft and smooth. I have an urge to gently squish and give them lots of kisses! I would with every chance I get, like when we’re cuddling, I give him goodnight kisses, and when I lovingly greet him when he wakes up! I’d have to carefully move his big stache to reach his cheeks easier and after I kiss them, I could make sure his stache still looks tidy and perfect by giving it gentle strokes.
I admire every feature of his perfect face that one could possibly highlight… speaking of- I also wanna kiss and boop his cute big nose! I imagine it can get cold easily and when it does, he’d press it against my skin to tease me and I’d have to get him back with my cold hands heheh!
he also has the most stunning blue eyes hidden behind those glasses. I'd be so delighted to be one of the only people that gets to see them when we're alone together. I'd tell him how pretty they are every time I gaze into them and get lost in their beauty. he's so precious and I'm so in love ?