I'm so gay for Eggman, he's gorgeous and the light of my life! I'm so in love with him and he means everything to me! after fifteen years of my undying passion, I continue to preach my love for him whenever and wherever!
remember to appreciate Eggman in all his handsome glory or I'll send my Egg Pawn children to raid your house. Eggman deserves to be appreciated 24/7, 365 days a year, you peasants. I'd obey him like a dog on leash, he makes me weak and there is no shame!
because there are multiple options for media he can be married in, I married him 43 times and I am VERY happy about this. you know what they say, the more the merrier! I've been married to him in my mind for years though, so this was just a renewal of our vows. XD he's the only character I'll ever want to marry because he's perfect in every way and I'll love him forever!
the only character I care about overall is Eggman and I want to talk about him ALL the time. my favorite Eggman is modern and classic is close behind. I am not a fan of the Sonic movie version because he's lacking all of game Eggman's sexiness.
it's the fat cuddly Eggman that's the man of my dreams, you cowards. <3
I LOVE IT when I see and/or hear Eggman and my brain just goes completely stupid from how immensely lovestruck I am. along with the way a rush of intense joyful energy explodes in my chest as my heart races with excitement. I’m the happiest man alive in those moments. you wouldn’t get a high like this from anything else. what can I say, my head is completely empty besides a big egg rolling around in there. Eggman has always had such a strong hold on my heart and I enjoy it heheh <3333